Friends making sims families

Friend: I want usagi as my husband

Me: whose that is he from naruto?

Friend: tsh, no!

Me: oh, is he from one of your gay cartoons?

I have become my parents

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I swear to god I’ve been listening to this for at least an hour on repeat- 

Im so excited to get my new phone I haven’t gotten a brand new phone in 6’000 years 

I have spent one dollar to be ready for Halloween and I don’t think I need anything else

I have spent one dollar to be ready for Halloween and I don’t think I need anything else

Fuck your soft words.
Compare me not to stars
But to storms, to hurricanes and typhoons.
See me not for my beauty and fire
See me for the natural disaster I am.
Fuck your soft words
Because I am not soft.

- “margot”  l.w.  00:21

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